....it's a jailbreak, get the bloodhounds!
I really don't like living in Des Moines. I also don't like living by myself. So living in Des Moines, by myself, sucks gorrilla nutsack.
I feel like I've been locked inside an asylum, given a twelve-pack of beer and internet access and told, "Don't pee on the carpet!" Then left alone. (By the way, I haven't peed on the carpet.)
So I was thinking about how much cheaper it would be if I could just live with my parents and work somewhere nearby. Plus, then I wouldn't be so damned lonely. Well, then it hit me like boot full of bumblebees, "Maybe I could commute from Melrose!"
I did the math, and if I spent $15 a day in gas (let's hope the gas prices don't get too much higher) then it would only cost about $300 a month to commute. That's WAY cheaper than my rent. I also wouldn't have to pay utilities.
The biggest drawback would be the two and a half hours a day I would spend driving. That wouldn't leave much time for things like working out and playing video games. There's no gym in Melrose, so the working out thing would be difficult anyway. I suppose I could spend some of the extra cash on fitness equiptment, but it still wouldn't be the same.
Well, that's what happens when a boot full of bumblebees hits you. At first you're like, "Alright, it's a boot! That will solve all of my bootless problems!" Then you're like, "Awww hell this boot is full of bees! Oh damn, now they're stinging the shit out of me!"
I need to get out of this town.
I feel like I've been locked inside an asylum, given a twelve-pack of beer and internet access and told, "Don't pee on the carpet!" Then left alone. (By the way, I haven't peed on the carpet.)
So I was thinking about how much cheaper it would be if I could just live with my parents and work somewhere nearby. Plus, then I wouldn't be so damned lonely. Well, then it hit me like boot full of bumblebees, "Maybe I could commute from Melrose!"
I did the math, and if I spent $15 a day in gas (let's hope the gas prices don't get too much higher) then it would only cost about $300 a month to commute. That's WAY cheaper than my rent. I also wouldn't have to pay utilities.
The biggest drawback would be the two and a half hours a day I would spend driving. That wouldn't leave much time for things like working out and playing video games. There's no gym in Melrose, so the working out thing would be difficult anyway. I suppose I could spend some of the extra cash on fitness equiptment, but it still wouldn't be the same.
Well, that's what happens when a boot full of bumblebees hits you. At first you're like, "Alright, it's a boot! That will solve all of my bootless problems!" Then you're like, "Awww hell this boot is full of bees! Oh damn, now they're stinging the shit out of me!"
I need to get out of this town.
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