"When I was five years old I saw an insect that had been eaten by ants and of which nothing remained except the shell. Through the holes in its anatomy one could see the sky. Every time I wish to attain purity I look at the sky through flesh." --Salvador Dali

Cricket, I must concede, you were right about the cows. Maybe. I still think you were being a little TOO cautious.

Ryan, if you get REALLY bored at work I found an electronic version of a book that really helped me when I was feeling down and depressed.

After reading the first entry of this blog/editorial page, I was laughing so hard that the lady two cubes over wanted to know if I was okay. (I think she was afraid I had finally snapped.) It's written by an American working as an assistant English teacher in Japan. He makes light of some of the more...interesting...cultural gaps.

Yesterday, as I was researching Pop-Tart flavor varieties, I heard someone on the other side of my wall whisper "I haven't done anything all day." I breathed a sigh of relief knowing that I wasn't the only one.