Telephone conversation between me and Alyssa last weekend

Me: "Blah blah blah blah--"

Alyssa: "Oh. Oh my gosh."

"What?"

"The neighbors are having sex again."

(In my bathroom, you can hear the neighbors having sex as if they're in the bathtub)

"Wow, it's really loud."

"Really?" I say. "Weird--"

"Oh."

"What?"

"He just came."