Tell your financial aid assistants that Ronnie Cordova thinks theyre gay!
I went to the school to try to figure out the Financial Debaucery (spelling?) that Ive quagmired into somehow. In order for me to attend classes, I have to have a yellow sheet. I get a blue sheet that i have to get a couple signatures for. One is from my advisor saying "Yep. You failed typography. Animation people need to know shit about typing and page setup. H'yuck." The other is the assenine $16k ive prolly mentioned. I really REALLY wished there were Knights Templar walking around. Id just log on as my lowely Roosterx and bow to one walking by, and then shazam! Id get about 5k. I just realized Shazam is an ATM thing and I was talking about money. BRILLIANT! Anyway, I go to the Accounting office to confirm Im still fucked, when this happed:
ANGRY GUY ON PHONE: Mom! This is ridiculous! What are you saying? I cant...I cant get you! I SAID I CANT HEAR YOU! Hello?!
(Dave dodges angry student, goes to counter)
GRANDPA DEATH IN ACCOUNTING: Can I help you?
ME: Yeah I got this bad boy.
GDIA: (types for 4 minutes with one finger...looks puzzled) Hmm. You need to talk to your Financial Aid Planner.
ME: Is it the 15k I owe?
GDIA: Yep. Afraid so.
ANGRY GUY: (lowering phone from ear)I suppose theyve fucked you over, too!
GDIA: (Pointing his mighty typing finger) Hey! Thats not acceptable in ANY situation!
ANGRY GUY: Fuck you! Youre not helping! ...No no! Not you, Mom. This fucker here!
GDIA: You are walkin a thin line, son!
( Dave steps away afraid of Gov't Beeman coming to censor ANGRY GUY )
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Im surprised about Des Moines condition of road repair. Denver's road construction (minus I-70 and I-65) lasts no longer then 2 days tops. Plus our city is a healthy grid pattern, minus the retarded mongoloid road they call Speere, which is far more economical and naviagatable then Des Moines. When I went up there the 4 times over break it was just a big ol game of Grabass and about 60 dumbfucks in vans/suvs trying to wait for the road to clear up, etc. In other words, sucks to your as'mar boys.
ANGRY GUY ON PHONE: Mom! This is ridiculous! What are you saying? I cant...I cant get you! I SAID I CANT HEAR YOU! Hello?!
(Dave dodges angry student, goes to counter)
GRANDPA DEATH IN ACCOUNTING: Can I help you?
ME: Yeah I got this bad boy.
GDIA: (types for 4 minutes with one finger...looks puzzled) Hmm. You need to talk to your Financial Aid Planner.
ME: Is it the 15k I owe?
GDIA: Yep. Afraid so.
ANGRY GUY: (lowering phone from ear)I suppose theyve fucked you over, too!
GDIA: (Pointing his mighty typing finger) Hey! Thats not acceptable in ANY situation!
ANGRY GUY: Fuck you! Youre not helping! ...No no! Not you, Mom. This fucker here!
GDIA: You are walkin a thin line, son!
( Dave steps away afraid of Gov't Beeman coming to censor ANGRY GUY )
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Im surprised about Des Moines condition of road repair. Denver's road construction (minus I-70 and I-65) lasts no longer then 2 days tops. Plus our city is a healthy grid pattern, minus the retarded mongoloid road they call Speere, which is far more economical and naviagatable then Des Moines. When I went up there the 4 times over break it was just a big ol game of Grabass and about 60 dumbfucks in vans/suvs trying to wait for the road to clear up, etc. In other words, sucks to your as'mar boys.
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