A short string of unrelated crap

Wow! Every morning I take a multivitamin pill and a garlic pill, and I swear I burp about five mintues after I take them every time! It's like clockwork. And it always tastes like I've just eaten an entire bushel of garlic. DISGUSTING!

Dave's post reminded me that I have screenplay outlines floating around amongst you fellows. I think we should really get crackin with those. If you want me to write the dialogue I can, but I can't promise quality work, as my brain has been functioning on sub-standard amounts of sleep lately. Just let me know if you guys (Tim, Cricket) think you can do it or if I need to do it myself.

Last night I bought a couple of packages of some concoction called Muscle Milk. So far as I can understand from the packaging, they're basically like a protein shake but with some other stuff added in, and do you know how much money one would have to pay for such a simple product? THREE DAMN DOLLARS A PIECE! Why is health food so damn expensive? Apparently you have to be rich to be healthy.

I can't remember the last time I got more than six hours of sleep. This is horrible. Someone please just sneak up behind me with a rubber mallet and knock my ass clean out. PLEASE!