The Day Tim Dissapointed Me

Dmitri: You can only send flat objects in the mail
Dave: Nu'uh. You can send bananas
Dmitri: Bullshit.
Dave: I shit you not. Tim sent me a banana in the mail.
Dmitri: Prove it!
Dave: Ill call him now! Its saturday and only 5 pm in Iowa!
*Dave dials*
Tim: This is Tim's Phone! I dont have Dave's number in my phone because I have the memory of a goldfish who has smoked a lot of pot and suffered a mild concussion, despite the numerous times he's given it to me. However, I wont call you back so this call is pointless. Leave a message.
Dave: Tim! Call me back! I have to prove the banana situation!

2 days later NO FUCKING PHONE CALL. You big phoney!