I think my love of pipeweed has affected my judgement...
As with Tim, I feel as though Ive become a hermit. Then I look at my porn-addicted room mate, and then I take comfort that I purposely leave the computer and go places. No offense to him, but all his friends abeit his roomies are not here in Denver. But then again, most my friends are not in Denver either. But I leave the room, so that counts for somethin, right???
New people moving in. I dont care anymore. Im just going to down a few anti-D's and be SUPER perky.
I watched the Sven Hoek episode of Ren & Stimpy last nite. WTF made that show hilarious back in the day? Watching it, I gasped at what they did. Its like seeing old arcane pictures of 7th grade selves. You just are shocked, awed, appauled, dismayed, and even dumbfuckinfounded. However it is a very well animated show from my POV.
Anyone else get the popup after 10 pm that says "HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS! SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO BE UP LATE! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DEAL" I never get past that part cuz the volume is set to bowel shaking. Yes, the popup speaks. It has that out-of-work 38 year old voice of an internet diet pill pyramid scheme bracket overlord. Or an out of work english teacher. I dont even know what that shit cobbler is peddling, but Im never interested. Its the epitomy of all the internet's self destroying shit stained denim jean giraffes... or university statue art. Just so fucking pointless!!!
And then yesterday, this gaudy scrawny veggies only assclown from PETA came in yesterday and dropped off his little gypsie cart full of anti-cow propoganda. Pictures of cows being "skinned alive" for leather, cows being "butchered alive" for their juicy meats, and all this misinformation about the cattle industry. If I wasnt talking to my boss, and had a metal rod, Id beat the english major of a piss ant to a pulp, jam a still mooing steak down his fucking pencil necked wind pipe, and tell him to stop being a bitch and eat the flesh of the once living. Vegans suck their own balls and thus SHOULD NOT PROCREATE. And I bet theyd fuck the animals they protect too.
If we ate bunnies,then that would be more economical. Seriously! The yearly cost of one cow and one calf we can raise and slaughter over 56 bunnies. FIFTY SIX BUNNIES! Have you had rabbit? Its to die for. But no one wants to eat bunnies cuz their cute. Fuck that like a drunken prom date. Lets eat bunnies. While they still kick. Then we can have bunny fur accessories. And more fucking Peta fucks to jam meat down their unmeaty throats.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
New people moving in. I dont care anymore. Im just going to down a few anti-D's and be SUPER perky.
I watched the Sven Hoek episode of Ren & Stimpy last nite. WTF made that show hilarious back in the day? Watching it, I gasped at what they did. Its like seeing old arcane pictures of 7th grade selves. You just are shocked, awed, appauled, dismayed, and even dumbfuckinfounded. However it is a very well animated show from my POV.
Anyone else get the popup after 10 pm that says "HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS! SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO BE UP LATE! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DEAL" I never get past that part cuz the volume is set to bowel shaking. Yes, the popup speaks. It has that out-of-work 38 year old voice of an internet diet pill pyramid scheme bracket overlord. Or an out of work english teacher. I dont even know what that shit cobbler is peddling, but Im never interested. Its the epitomy of all the internet's self destroying shit stained denim jean giraffes... or university statue art. Just so fucking pointless!!!
And then yesterday, this gaudy scrawny veggies only assclown from PETA came in yesterday and dropped off his little gypsie cart full of anti-cow propoganda. Pictures of cows being "skinned alive" for leather, cows being "butchered alive" for their juicy meats, and all this misinformation about the cattle industry. If I wasnt talking to my boss, and had a metal rod, Id beat the english major of a piss ant to a pulp, jam a still mooing steak down his fucking pencil necked wind pipe, and tell him to stop being a bitch and eat the flesh of the once living. Vegans suck their own balls and thus SHOULD NOT PROCREATE. And I bet theyd fuck the animals they protect too.
If we ate bunnies,then that would be more economical. Seriously! The yearly cost of one cow and one calf we can raise and slaughter over 56 bunnies. FIFTY SIX BUNNIES! Have you had rabbit? Its to die for. But no one wants to eat bunnies cuz their cute. Fuck that like a drunken prom date. Lets eat bunnies. While they still kick. Then we can have bunny fur accessories. And more fucking Peta fucks to jam meat down their unmeaty throats.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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