Heard just now from the bathroom, loud enoug to echo through the door, down the hall, through the metal walls, and into my cubicle, from whence--

--I followed it (almost) to its source:

"Oh--

Oh God.

(louder)Oh God!

(stops for a moment, as I enter hallway, look around)

Ooooh, fuck.

Ooooh, God. God!

Oh, God.

(louder, as I approach bathroom with extreme caution)

Ooooh, no! Fuck, no!

God!

(I retreat)

God!"