New Title: How Andy is, himself a huge Whore

There is this Portishead lyric that I CAN NOT figure out. No matter how many times I listen to it, it always comes across as:

where the moooooooon beats the Jew

which is, of course, ridiculous. The moon can't beat any Jew. It doesn't have any freakin arms!

This makes the moon a prime target for sexual assault, robbery, pickpocketry, nosepickery, and assgrabbery.

This just in: Andy is, himself, a huge WHORE.