This is so like my dad.

Overheard from the next cubicle, wife talking to her husband about how the husband has no idea what to get for his son's birthday:

HER: No, you have to get out there and shop. Just . . . find something that reminds you of him.

HIM: We might have something here . . .

HER: Come on, think birthday present.

HIM: …(mumbling a guess)

HER: …keychain? A keychain?

HIM: Well?

HER: Keychain?