Libraries are BREEDING GROUNDS OF SIN

I just received this lovenote from the DMPL:

***BILL*** Our records show that you have a balance over $25. Please pay this bi
ll at the checkout desk as soon as possible. If still unpaid 22 days after this
date, the bill will be sent to Unique Mgmt. Services for collection, for an addi
tional $10 fee.

The know-it-all : one man's hu 31704011264868 Fine
Blood and smoke 31704009396011 Fine
Carter beats the Devil : a nov 31704010151660 Fine
The blind assassin / 31704009546581 Fine
The King Edward plot / 31704000904219 Lost

Previously Accrued Balance:
Total Charges This Notice: 25.45

Those f-ing bastards! They should have known not to trust me with their books in the first place!