Old Man Winter Just Punched Me in the Kidneys

Dave: I am never going to call you. Why? Because I am fucking Procrastinate-O, a robot created in the year 2439 with the sole purpose of procrastinating. I've had like…4 calls from Lacy in the past week, all at work where I can't answer them, and do I remember to call her back? No. No, I do not.

I suck.

As you all know, today it is balls cold outside. There is a lady at the end of my block who walks her dog before 7 every day. She's always out there, in her yard, holding two dogs on leashes. Well, today…the ice all along her sidewalk was a patchwork of different colors…different urinical colors…

This snow reminds me of college, of being too fucking frozen to leave or to study or to do anything but mix up a Koala Bomb (that's Dew and vodka) and play some vidjo games. And, going back another year, of being stuck in my room listening to Andy's fucking Christmas mix on repeat for the 37th time. There was definitely a soundtrack to that winter. I know because I heard it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.