Funny

From City View:

3 His tender side

In a bit of heart-wrenching testimony, 19-year-old videotaped opossum burner David Bendickson, said that, deep down, he's really an animal lover and has "been around turtles." An article about him in The Des Moines Register was accompanied by a photo of him being hugged by his mommy in front of a painted mural with horses on it. Next stop prison. Then hell.