How this year's Turkey got pardoned

In case you all dont know, the turkey thats supposed to be slaughtered for the White House gets pardoned on Thanksgiving Day by the Prez himself. Then it gets released on a farm that has generations of the pardoned turkeys, since Roosevelt or whoever the hell did it first. They get eaten eventually...but yeah.

Point is: Bush is the retard from Tim's posts whos lookin to be a "Nukular Fisasist."

...fuckin' Bush and his turkey felatio.