Ive got something to put in you!
Two random memories I had when I was on the train:
1) House days. There was beer everywhere. Mullens was there and he asked Gotehed, "Can I have one for the road?" Andy replies, "Ill give you one for the road" and WHAPPO! Andy delivers a boot to Mullens' groin, dropping him ot the floor.
2) Christmas time! Tim, myself, and Van Gordon were "dragged" by Jim Hatfield to a drive through Nativity Scene in Oskaloosa. Afterwards, we were forced to go to an establishment called Bonanza. Upon reaching there, a huge Russian man in a cowboy outfit seperated the men from the women, and then the boys from the men. If you catch my drift. I will never forget Tim's girlish screams as those Ruskies dragged him into the "Big & Tall" room and did their way with them. Luckily, when it was my turn, they put me in a buffet. Tim got the man buffet, however. And to this day, buffets will always remind me of group sodomy.
I also had a recurring dream on the train. It involved a skywalk above the Alaskan Mountain Ranges that were full of Neo Nazi Eskimos and false glass floors. And it was played out like a video game. I got hit by a spear and I lost 2 of my 5 "bars". However, I managed to beat the mini boss (2 flying Wiccer Troll Heads) and the stage boss (a giant Mr. Miagi Robot driven by a blonde hottie) Then we went to Traverse Town. Who was we? Andy, me, Tim, and Dmitri. Just plain fucked up.
1) House days. There was beer everywhere. Mullens was there and he asked Gotehed, "Can I have one for the road?" Andy replies, "Ill give you one for the road" and WHAPPO! Andy delivers a boot to Mullens' groin, dropping him ot the floor.
2) Christmas time! Tim, myself, and Van Gordon were "dragged" by Jim Hatfield to a drive through Nativity Scene in Oskaloosa. Afterwards, we were forced to go to an establishment called Bonanza. Upon reaching there, a huge Russian man in a cowboy outfit seperated the men from the women, and then the boys from the men. If you catch my drift. I will never forget Tim's girlish screams as those Ruskies dragged him into the "Big & Tall" room and did their way with them. Luckily, when it was my turn, they put me in a buffet. Tim got the man buffet, however. And to this day, buffets will always remind me of group sodomy.
I also had a recurring dream on the train. It involved a skywalk above the Alaskan Mountain Ranges that were full of Neo Nazi Eskimos and false glass floors. And it was played out like a video game. I got hit by a spear and I lost 2 of my 5 "bars". However, I managed to beat the mini boss (2 flying Wiccer Troll Heads) and the stage boss (a giant Mr. Miagi Robot driven by a blonde hottie) Then we went to Traverse Town. Who was we? Andy, me, Tim, and Dmitri. Just plain fucked up.
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