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It's Werewolf Day!

Yep. Today is dedicated to the celebration of werewolvism. Let the hair sprout from your skin, and let your bones twist into new lupine shapes. Then use your powerful new mandables to tear the throats out of your coworkers, and to feast upon the entrails of loved ones.

Last night not only did Bunny's purse get stolen, but it got stolen at a bar full of male strippers. Thankfully, we did not have to venture inside the bar. I certainly would have reverted to werewolvism prematurely and torn apart the performers, accidentally ingesting an unhealthy amount of vaseline and other body oils.

Over the weekend my phone seemed to experience an inability to receive incoming calls and messages. Ryan has explained this using black magic and chicken blood, but as he can't read or communicate in writing, I have no idea what he's saying. But if you called or messaged over the past weekend or week (?) I didn't even get a message.

Anybody else with US Cellular have this? I know Goathead might have.

David! Any new developments in Denver?

Nick: Florida?