Frustration

I just called Hamilton to ask if they have online paralegal programs.

"I'll transfer you in just a second. But first can I have your first name?"

"Tim. T-i-m."

"Kim?"

"Tim."

"Ken, okay, ken."

"T-i-m."

"K-e-n. And your last name?"

then:

"And can you give me your address?"

"I'd rather not."

"How about a zip code?"

"50265"

"50625. Out of . . . Des Mwawn, Iowa?"

"Jep."

"And an email?"

"T-i-m dot d-i-c-k-s @ iowa—"

"I thought you said your name was Ken."

"Just a second—" (tim hangs the fuck up)

And while I'm at it: the Iowa Bar Association are FUCKING RETARDED.