Toothbrush

If you had to make sweet love to Britt's brother Lucas, like had to, like let's say Dave won the lottery and disappeared and three years later a midget jumped you in an alleyway and crammed a sock of chloroform into your mouth and you woke up later above Dave Wells's floating derigible full of poison gas and in order to get the antidote you had to have sex with Lucas, and you could choose between two outfits for Lucas, would you rather he wore

1) pleather chaps and a sombrero

or

2) a giant smurf costume?