Thursday, March 02, 2006
the bologna angle
Something about this request elicits sympathy from me, but I can't figure out what. Maybe it's the bologna angle:

Request for Information about Job Title/Category: Starting own business making beef/deer jerky, bologna, and other processed meat.

Other Pertinent Client Information: According to the FCE, client has significant deficits in lifting/carrying, pushing, pulling, positional tasks such as elevated work, forward bending, trunk rotation, crawling, kneeling, crouching, and squatting, deficits in stair/step ladder climbing and balance. His abilities are in bilateral upper extremity coordination and sitting tolerance. He will need a sedentary position.

Specific Keyword(s) Search (optional): Please include information about products needed, cost, guidelines to be able to sell the product, possible places to sell to, and any physical demands of the job.

Oh, man. I just whipped out this old story I used to apply to a bunch of grad school MFA programs and it was riddled with subtle errors! Damn!

I'm gonna be a hobo-- 4 LIFE!

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