Thursday, March 30, 2006
Bunny can make a pawn and a horse out of paper
THIS POST IS A RACE AGAINST TIME. The battery's low and all these fucking outlets in the living room are too ornate to accept my charger. They're like sophisticated east coast women who are too good for a horny trucker.

Bunny is really, really drunk right now. Goathead is really, really sad. I am really, really sober--can you believe it? Amazing.

Dave, thanks for the faith, brotha. Although Amish IS a rapist, Bil DOES kill kittens, and I'm a pirate.

I am getting some really great spam lately. Here are some samples:

cock's feather. The barman crossed himself. At that moment the beret gave a miaou and changed into a black kitten. It jumped on to Andrei Fokich's head and dug its claws into his bald patch. Letting out a shriek of despair, the wretched man hurled himself downstairs as the kitten jumped off his head and flashed back to No. 50.


Well, bees.

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