Unfortunate moments that didn't ever happen

Mantis nails Josiah with a huge right hand and Josiah falls to the ground.

JR: "Josiah has been busted open. He looks like he's been eating some spaghetti."
King: "There must have been a tomato in that sandwich."

Josiah slowly creeps up to his feet using Mantis' pants to pull him self up but before he is able to reach standing Mantis clocks him again with another huge right dropping him to the floor. Mantis turns to the crowd and signals for his signature move.

King: "Uh-oh, you never know"

Josiah slowly creeps back up to a knee with the help of the ropes as he turns around Mantis shoves his claw-like hand into Josiah's mouth applying the camel toe. Josiah gasp for breath and tries to wiggle his way to the ropes to break the hold, but it's no use Mantis has it locked in. Josiah puts his arm up as he considers tapping out, but IRA makes it in time to break the hold.

JR: "Mantis was seconds away from putting this match away."

IRA proceeds to land rights and lefts on Mantis as Josiah makes his way to his feet. Josiah throws IRA out of the way and and gets a little revenge busting Mantis open with an elbow to the head. Josiah then throws Mantis towards IRA......BOOM!!!!!!!!! Irish boot of justice puts Mantis out cold. Agent Smith has no choice but to get involved now he jumps at IRA from behind but before he can get to him Josiah springs to life hitting a giant clothes line on Smith. IRA slaps the ankle lock on Mantis while Josiah puts Agent Smith in the Walls of Jerko. The both tap out together as the bell rings.

King: "NOOOOO!!!!!"
JR: "They pulled it out dear good this is a day that will go down in history."

Announcer: "The winners of this match and NEW Moonpie champions. Joooooosiah and I..R..A"

I am sooo bored...also you guys are all so lucky andy and I never had the moonpie belts that would have been unstopable.