Pity Party

Damn. Still no other post or comments or anything on the message board. Guess I'm taking this fat bitch for another ride. I'm going to have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. Like a moped, she's fun to ride till you guys catch me.

House of the Dead was on Sci-Fi the other night. I've only watched it once before and thought it sucked cock and balls. Now I hate it with a fucking passion. It set back the whole zombie movie genre back 20 years. I want to hunt down anyone who even worked on this piece of crap and cut off their balls. Painful slow death awaits the director and the cinematoghopher. I thought bullet time was way overused by the time Matrix whored it to death, but now I have new contempt for it. It's a fucking gimick. If you can't use it right don't use it at all. Then there's the acting. This was a blockbuster movie, but the acting wasn't even on par for a B move. Hell, it wasn't even good enough for pornno. Which brings me to my final point.

Zombie Pornno

Think about it. No one has made one yet. Who's with me. I'll get my hands on a camera and some make up, we'll head out to the woods. Don't worry. If you think mommy and Daddy will find out, you have one all that make-up so they won't know it's you. I'm excited about this project. I'm thinking world wide distribution.