No Post for Days!

Officials in the Des Moines area are baffled at the lack of post on popular blog site "Attic Apartment". While some speculate that it was a cult that finally met it's Heaven's Gate ending, others believe it was alien abduction. When long term friend and "Attic Apartment" flunky Nick was reached in his posh Florida estate he had only this to say, "They're all drunk and sleeping it off. You'll see. They'll all be back by next Friday."