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For Bil: Here's what you missed: Gabriela was really Gabriel, and couldn't handle much oral sex. Also, the other guy liked porn featuring women who looked like his wife.

For people who didn't make it to dinner tonight: tonight they accidentally shut the lights off on us while we finished our meal at Raccoon River. Thankfully there was a candle burning in the center of the table, so instead of being attacked by the Tooth Fairy or Shadow Dwellers, we were just plunged into a romantic campfire simulation. Next week we're going to skip the late-night and go for a Tuesday/6 pm/Hu Hot event.

For people who made it to dinner last week: Following is my entry into the mutton chops contest. I would have kept it for dinner tonight, but felt too goddamn ridiculous.

Edit: Oh, and xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo, blog.