The Sword of Snake Eyes

It's been a while since I considered dropping a large sum of money on a sword. I wish I could say that poverty has made me practical, but considering all the cash I've blown on strippers and booze, well, it'd be a hard argument to make. In about a month I'll be graduating though, and maybe, if the economy still has a place for me, I'll be getting a real job again.

If I do, the first $100 of my paycheck is already spoken for.