Another Day, Another Dissapointment.
There was a press conference in Denver about an alleged alien encounter caught on tape from some farmer in Nebraska trying to catch someone peeping on his daughters (insert wide array of farmers daughters and sex jokes here). They had experts saying the video is authentic, and it would cost too much to forge the thing, stating muscle movements and blinking... I heard about this and I got excited to the point I couldn't focus in class. When that grueling, nail biting anxiety was over I google the news...
They are not releasing any more than this badly printed xerox printout. Apparently they are making a documentary about it and it will be in the movie. The whole point of the press conference was to show the world tiny 2 second clips of the full video and to rally support over some sort of Colorado-based alien welcoming division.
Colorado has enough aliens, let alone needing to attract more. These aliens are usually doing landscaping or carpentry jobs. You want videos of alien encounters? Go behind Home Depot, with a video camera.
As far as the claim that it would cost thousands to reproduce the video? Ghost hunters in Denver recreated the video with $90 and in five hours.
Apparently, the guy who is making this public has tried to grab media attention before to fund wacky and wonky tonk government-sponsored ideas. His last blunder involved public destressing or some sort of handjob shit like that... The guy is also a jerkoff, mainly because he resembles Applegate from Heaven's Gate-another group of alien sucking dumbasses who craved media attention. They are dead now, and so it goes.
It breaks my heart. The only thing to make me smile so far today is hearing "breaks my heart" in my head as spoken by the announcer from DDR, and I hate DDR.
They are not releasing any more than this badly printed xerox printout. Apparently they are making a documentary about it and it will be in the movie. The whole point of the press conference was to show the world tiny 2 second clips of the full video and to rally support over some sort of Colorado-based alien welcoming division.
Colorado has enough aliens, let alone needing to attract more. These aliens are usually doing landscaping or carpentry jobs. You want videos of alien encounters? Go behind Home Depot, with a video camera.
As far as the claim that it would cost thousands to reproduce the video? Ghost hunters in Denver recreated the video with $90 and in five hours.
Apparently, the guy who is making this public has tried to grab media attention before to fund wacky and wonky tonk government-sponsored ideas. His last blunder involved public destressing or some sort of handjob shit like that... The guy is also a jerkoff, mainly because he resembles Applegate from Heaven's Gate-another group of alien sucking dumbasses who craved media attention. They are dead now, and so it goes.
It breaks my heart. The only thing to make me smile so far today is hearing "breaks my heart" in my head as spoken by the announcer from DDR, and I hate DDR.
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