Insensetive Crusader

Oh, Nick.
I went to an awesome concert on your birthday.
And I just want you to know that while the lead singer of Offspring was hollering into the microphone about lame-ass white dudes...

I didn't think about you. Not once.

Happy birthday now, btw.

You're old. Hah.



And Andy, when the Murpheys were raising their little plastic cups full of booze and half-hollering "Kiss me, I'm shitfaced"...
...
I didn't think about you, either.