My first post!

This is taken from a website called Ask John Anything, but I figured you are more likely to read it if you don't have to click on a link. The rest of the site is mostly funny, but there are some pretty boring questions and answers as well. Yay for being able to post!

q:

Dear John where do babies come from?

Alexis
Irving, Texas

a:

when people have sex, God cries. his tears fall to the ground and water the ashes of the dead. the tears and the ashes mix and form a soul who lives in the ground. when a girl wearing a short skirt comes by, the soul sees its chance to be born and enters her womb. that's why girls who dress slutty always get pregnant.