Dreams I Might Have Had (But Didn't) Installment One

I'm in a tattoo parlor sucking peanut butter out of a hookah pipe. Vorwald is in the corner bent over a Joust machine. Suddenly I realize: it's not a tattoo or a hookah parlor at all! It's a gender reassignment clinic. Amish comes out of the back room with massive breasts and a pair of live cats sewn into his shoulder blades to balance things out. After a long courtship, takes Bunny's place in Ryan's life.