Gobble Gobble Turkey

Anything happening this weekend in Iowa? I heard rumors of Wesley. I assume that I will be driving the drunks around this weekend if anything does happen.

Also, I have been unable to locate or even confirm that Chateau de Santa Claus Wine exists or ever existed. Kellynn assures me it did, but I am wondering if we didn't just hallucinate the stuff, but I have my doubts.

I noticed this week during my job pleading that I have built up 20+ cover letters. This doesn't count the ones that I copypasta'd onto websites... I'm going to end this post because I'm having some major deja vu.