Things At Work

We have a process called Timed Delivery Service, or TDS. Basically we have to log in, accept things, log out, log in with a slightly different name, and download stuff, then log off again and log on with initial login to edit, and then log off log on with the second login and upload stuff... then log off and on with with first name and mark that we updated the art. Seriously. This is supposed to be an "efficient alternative" that a sister company uses. TDS, indeed.

And by TDS, I mean tedious, for you slow people.

Also, there is always someone BMing in the men's bathroom at any given hour. BMing could mean Brian Morgan-ing, but no. It means pooping. Shitting. Always in there, this person with brown loafers making brown loafs.

By brown loafs, I mean turds.


Off to bed! I will be in Boston this weekend. See you all Tuesday, hopefully.