Monday, March 29, 2010
You're invited to the BEST DAMN BAR CRAWL EVER!!!
It's Iowa City's Weekend After Easter Boozing Extravaganza!!! The 19-year-old girls will only be allowed in the bars for 3 MORE MONTHS!!! So come get 'um while they're drunk AND naive!

Follow your official Iowa City tour guide BLACK DAVE as he stumbles his way through all the hottest spots in the old capitol. Need a place to crash? No Problem! Snuggle up next to Amish on Dave's apartment floor.*

Exclusive seats on Goathead's funky fun bus are filling up fast, so reserve yours soon, or be left in Des Moines with all the other fun haters!!!

*Dave reserves the right to charge you two drinks per spot on the floor.

0 Replies:

Post a Comment

<< Home




Weblog Commenting by HaloScan.com