Fact or Fiction?

Albian I ran into: What ever happened to Tim Dicks?
Me: He's, well, dead.
Albian: What?! When? What happened?
Me: Back in 2006, he got into that whole masturbating while hanging yourself phase and went a bit too far.
Albian: ...what.
Me: Yeah. It was a shame. It turns out you really do lose all bowel control if you hang yourself. I was the one who found him.
Albian: Oh my god...
Me: Yeah. I've never seen so much stanking stool in my entire life.
Albian: I am done with this conversation.

This was when she turned into a jet. Moments later, Sega Genesis games rained from the sky.