Oh Lawdy

I have to get my wisdom teeth removed. I am not happy about this idea, but the pain I am experiencing requires it to be done. My anti-luck, however, is making the oral surgeon NOT answer their phone thus prolonging my suffering.

Also, the first dental office I visited priced my mouth repairs at $6012. Redamndicklovingless.

Halloween should be pretty damn cool this year, that is if we all stick to our plan. You heard the plan, right? Andy: we need a winged monkey.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I get my teeth pulled Wednesday, instead of near Halloween.