Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Dave, Mario Kart is the dominant memory of your holiday? You should have been in the Melrose Marathon *shudder*. Was fun though.

This is mostly for the Victorian Stroll crowd . . . which I'm assuming is Dave, Amish, and Goatley . . . although some of them might not know it yet. Mindy has talked to Wells and me about doing something this Saturday on the square, probably dressing as Christmas Carol characters (scrooge, marley, ghosts) and playing cards in a bar window. Craziness. I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned it to Andy or Amish lately, so . . . if someone could tell Amish, that'd be great, since he doesn't do much internet using. And I'll see Andy tuesday nght in class.

I agree with Goathead's last post. I haven't been in Albia enough to get the full idea of the Garrett thing, but like he said...what was written on the blog was pretty much what's been said aloud, so no one should feel as if they've done something unusually horrible (it's not like you've all been considering unscrewing someone's skull and getting freaky with their brainstems, after all). And it's probably better for it to be understood than to fester as it has been.

Bil: Is there any way to change the name under which our posts appear? Like...so I'd be just Tim or Master of All instead of Tim Dicks?

Closing statement:

Q. Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?

A. It was dead.

And also, although some may have heard it:

Q. What's yellow and can't swim?

A. A bulldozer.