You know what you can get Amish for christmas? You can get a stick...to beat some fucking motivation into him. He broke into my place cuz i accidentally locked the door. Did he come to K&G to get the key ? The answer has a No and a Fuck in it. He prolly pulled that stupid dull widdlin knife out and jimmied the lock (more like tommy'd the lock..the thevious nazi) and smoked his god damned cigars. So when he unwraps his Beatin Stick he can be like "Whats this?" and i can be all like "Its a stick to beat some fucking inspiration to get off your lazy ass once in a while." hell the stick could prolly double as an anti-ugly stick. A Purdy Stick HEH HEH HEH "YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP FOR A BEATING! HEH HEH HEH!"

Oh yeah...what does Tim want? A certain "hooker" whos name rhymes with " Jim's Mom" needs me to find out. I was like very close to blurting out "SKKY VODKA!" but i was very concervative.

And summarizing all the repsonces, I suppose I agree now with the explainations about religous quotings on here. I just dont want this to turn into the night Amish and Andy got into it about salvation ...Ugh... We're all intellegent and can say our piece w/o slandering. I hope. Ok. If someone does get into stupid flaming assfuck religous pricke'mon....the field gets opened for the Purdy Stick.

And yes...Mickey owned that kid.