The porn king rides again! No, that doesn't mean ME....

Well, after a week's critical review, I must say: the addition of Ryan to this blog has upped the wackiness almost immeasurably. I don't know how exactly, but it's just . . . a lot wackier.

Mel too. Less wackiness somehow. Maybe a more subdued variety.

I slept for two hours last night. TWO, BITCHES! I got up at 6:45, crawled over Dave's mom (OOOOOOH! Ya fuckin.....[look for continuation in later post]), and drove with my roommates to see one of them off to Europa. So now we're gonna make dirty love to various barnyard animals in his bed. When he gets back his sheets will be infested with fleas and stained with the genetic material of innumerable species!