Brotherhood of The Drunken Monkey
I'm proud to announce that I am at work, and I am still fucking drunk!! It is a truely amazing feeling. I'm SOOOO a better salesman drunk. I'm smooth as fucking silk damnit!!
The reason I'm at work and drunk is because last night the FAB FOUR were partially united. Which equals out to one hell of a night of boozing. There were cops and beer and me saying SNARF a lot. It was amazing and wonderful!!!
We also inducted a new member into the FAB FOUR. Ryan is now our FAB FIFTH!! I feel that he is going to be a good addition to our drunken trips to big cities. For one thing he is more of a people person than the rest of us. So if we get our sorry butts lost again we won't have to rely on God to send us some nice kid in a cast to give us directions like last time.
The reason I'm at work and drunk is because last night the FAB FOUR were partially united. Which equals out to one hell of a night of boozing. There were cops and beer and me saying SNARF a lot. It was amazing and wonderful!!!
We also inducted a new member into the FAB FOUR. Ryan is now our FAB FIFTH!! I feel that he is going to be a good addition to our drunken trips to big cities. For one thing he is more of a people person than the rest of us. So if we get our sorry butts lost again we won't have to rely on God to send us some nice kid in a cast to give us directions like last time.
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