Thursday, April 01, 2004
Zombie Jamborie Outside Nicks Wedding: They want to party!
Today is the day ladies and gentlemen! Nick is supposed to be getting hitched! Or is it possibly the most elaborate April Fools joke ever devised? If anyone were to attempt something like that I would say Nick would be the person.

I've spent all morning trying to think of a really good April Fools joke to play on someone but I haven't been able to come up with anything. I think the biggest problem is thinking of something that has no chance of leaving permenant damage on those being fooled, but at the same time will cause them to evacuate their bladder.

I think a really good, however cruel, joke would be to get someone Nick doesn't know to call him up and offer him an interview at MGM or some place that he would like to work at, but tell him he has to be there today at the same time hes supposed to get married. Then when he jilts his bride-to-be and shows up at the MGM studio only to find that they've never heard of him or the person hes supposed to meet, WON'T HE BE FOOLED!!!

Or we could have all dressed up like agents, rented a helicopter and flew into the ceremony dressed like agents. Bopped him on the head and carted him off.

OR, we could show up to the wedding, start yelling about how zombies have flooded the streets and wait for the wedding party to come out for a look. Then when they don't see any undead mayham we tell them, "What a bunch of suckers you are, there were never any zombies!! It was the ultimate prank!!"

yeah that last one was sort of stolen from the white ninja

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