Can't find no rhyme in all my reason

Last night I went to see a guy from work play his guitar and sing at Keysters. It was really good, he's a hell of a musician. He sang some pretty good tunes as well. One of them was very Amish-esque. The lyrics were something like "I want a hot stupid nymphomaniac that just inherited her own liquor store". I dunno, it was a good song.

I'm totally jonesing for a Halo fix. You Albia people and your playing Halo at Gert's together...you suck. I desire much killing! You need to come up here. Krispy called me earlier this week and I think we're going to do something tonight. So come up!

IF YOU'RE A WOMAN AND YOU DON'T GOT A MAN, THROW UP YA HANDS!