All the little children bow to the Mother of Mario

Cow crap on a killer whale!  That update on Wellsies site is the shiznital bam pow!

So what is this defeatist stench I smell lately?  We're giving up on the follies, on finding jobs and on funding hairbrained buisiness schemes?  What's happend?  There must be something in the water down there.  You guys need to be sucking down more Mt. Dew....or booze...or a combination of the two.  A one-two punch of caffine and alcohol to boost your spirits and restore your faith in wacky-ass shit!

I'm going to be making a glorious return on Wednesday night.   I'll be staying until Thursday afternoon.  If anyone wants to talk about the follies, or drink some cocktails, I'll be in the Kum & Go/Agertment area.