Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Ill go back in time and wire hanger you out of existance!
Hootninanny. My old friend, Bleeding Ingrown Toenail, has come back after a damn 6 month vacation. Im sure none of you wanted to hear that, but I had to say it. Totally unrelated, I have a plausable female prospect. Allie, the Better Michelle, is trying and somewhat succeeding at gettin me to know her roomie, Sarah. *do the happy dance* Lets hope it works out, no? Sarah is...well...quiet and never leaves her room. And shes short. With dark hair. And those thick rimmed glasses. The best way to say it is she looks like Thelma off Scooby Doo but A LOT less goofier and freckled and not closet case lesbian dyke.

Okay. Follies. TIM ANDY OR RYAN! One or all of you need to go into the Albia Typo and TALK TO DAVE PAXTON!!! Sorry for yelling but Im serious. This is what you should tell him: As I see it, we are doing the police reports, the Presidental Debate involving Lincoln and the celebrity board/ placed questions, and the Cadell song. Thursday nite, I (daveO for you slow folks) wont be around, so Rommy will sit in for me. We are ditching the 3rd party candidacy debate because it would run on into the debate. In the Presidental Debate, Bush (paxton), Kerry (dean), and Lincoln (deeks) are debating. Asking questions are Ozzy (me), Harry Kairy (mcD) and Simon Cowell (Rommy). In the audience, we have Kelly in suit asking Amish, Andy, and etc "placed" questions, all them in wacky outfits. For Jeff's thing, I thought mebbe Jeff, Andy, and Ryan could sing the lyrics. Me, Tim, Kelly, Rommy, and Amish act out the lyrics, and we involve the robots somehow. Police reports would take place at the end of our bits. For my absence, Rommy could possibly fill in for me but he HAS to be in super tight black clothes. Think Amish's Kum&Go shirt tight. For the presidental debate that night, Andy or Amish could sit in the celebrity panel respectively and not have Q's in the audience. They will have to act like a celebrity, so if Amish could be Jennifer Lopez, thatd be wonderful. But yeah. Thats what I think should be done. THis all can be spouted at Paxton. Heck, print this puppy out and tell him off the sheet! Otherwize, this will be like Ragbrai and we will all look like fucking shit cocks purated with piss-ice. Lets NOT have this happen!!!!

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