Chinese Tickle Torture

I have the perfect job for Tim!

TEACH ENGLISH IN CHINA
 
Native English speaker, college student or graduate.  Airfare, apartment, and salary provided.  1-year tenure starting in August.  775-240-6644.  recruiting@franklingroup.org.  (AAN CAN)
 

You belong in China, Tim.  Don't deny your longing to go there.  You pine for the yellow river.  It is destiny.