How far can you get this banana...oh god i cant finish shes staring at me!!!

Ugh. Does anyone remember the night I requested Andy to pound my crotch with a fanoodle? Yeah. I need it again. Jaime was supposed to be at the damn airport. She was goin to New Mexico for some reason I wont divulge. Any who....she had a layover--heh heh heh. Well she was supposed to. . . cept airlines are fucking stupid. Her damn flight got rerouted and it was a direct flight or some shit. So I didnt get to see her on her layover. But NO. Nobody told me this till like....I was there for three damn grandmother fuckin hours. Bah. Love my damn life. Get a fucking fanoodle, Gotesy. My whole day was wasted afterwards, too. Lynn had me go shopping with her. Or more or less...I drove, she shopped, I watched in dismay as she got another damn schoolgirl outfit. Sonova Bitch. Fanoodle me again.

This weekend, Im going to drink until I dont have emotional feelings anymore.