F-ing F!

New: What the hell?

My fingerless gloves are sexy. It is a fact of life!

Here are some tasty jokes for you:

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

A. It was dead.

Well, that's only one joke. I'm too cold and tired and pissed off for more. The van's heater is broken, and I have to stop on the way to work to scrape at the fucking windows. Fuck.