Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Never imbibe a marijuana cigerette. Marijuana is an illegal drug, and very bad for your mental and physical health. Only dirty, unemployed street trash smoke marijuana.

You should especially heed that warning if you're watching last night's episode of ATHF. Did everyone see that? Or was I hallucinating? It involved the Mooninites and a belt that played classic rock and mind control...at the same time! The fry man had "double vision"...tee hee.
It didn't work on the cup. But it wasn't necessary, because he willingly did the stupid things they asked him to do. Finally, Carl snatched the belt away in a dizzying show of acrobatics and ropework. Err...no I guess he just sort of walked up and took it from them.

Ohhh...shit.. It was funny.

QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!

This is something I just read on McSweeny's. I suggest reading the whole story, but I'll give you my favorite sample:

"Larry, Kyle, and Janet had been friends forever. She treated them like brothers and they, in turn, treated her like a sister. A sister whose image they could fantasize about and then later, when it was dark, masturbate to."