Monday, January 31, 2005
I dont understand. Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future to make everything "heavy" ?
Holy Tap Dancing Christ. I got a $750 paycheck today. Finally! Now I will waste it on tattoos, shoes, booze and floozies.

Tim: If yer bored at work, check out this fucked up thing. Denver has a series of underground tunnels. The local gov't claims it was a planned idea for a subway, but for some fuckered up reason it runs to Mt. Cheyenne (the place where they keep the Fargate and the frozen heads of John Lennon and The Duke) as well as deep into nowhere. As well, the airport has the entrance to this tunnel system. I have seen it, too, but parts of it are blocked off and constantly being worked on. And at the capitol, they have the tunnel mainframe center, as it were, that anyone can get into but they have a guard to warn you that if you go alone, youre dead. DEAD! No one goes into them alone and none of them go very far when they do (researchers have a place deeper in but thats as far as any one "goes" ). Fucked up no? And the National Gov't doesnt deny that theres a network of tunnels they funded from the airport to denver to colorado springs to cheyenne to boulder to aspen etc...they just dont tell you what its for.

You know what I think? I think the damn Aliens are the reason why. They want all our argon so it can feed the workshops for the Elves from the Red Planet who are enslaved by St. Santa the Claws.

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