What an incredible smell you've discovered

I tee-totally agree about the Star Wars cartoons. They are rockin hard. Due, I feel, mostly to the animators being the same genius' who brought us Samurai Jack. Give Samurai Jack a lightsaber and some force powers and oh hoooo buddy...you got your self a gumbo full of asskickin!

The dialouge is even pretty good, which amazed me. Jack is bereft of dialouge, good or otherwise. Mostly just long scenes of intense face-pounding action! No talk, just kick!

The most recent installment on the website starts out with an exchange between a commander and a battle droid which absolutely had me near pant soilage. Let me share:

A reptillian commander stands in crimson military dress. He is talking to himself, or perhaps to the battle droid standing next to him. It's hard to tell. The battle droid has a pair of those fancy Star Wars binoculars. He's scanning the field ahead, looking for the emenies. Behind them, deep lines of super-duper battle droids (the ones with the wrist blaster thingys) stand waiting.

Commander: I wonder how many they'll send

We've got so much firepower in here, these walls are ray sheilded, they can't take this fort.
It'll probably be uhh....fifty Jedi...they'll need at least that many.

Or maybe a hundred Jedi! They'll never take this base with less. Heh. They'll need an army of Jedi! HA HA HA

Battle Droid: I have a visual.

C: Jedi?

BD: I think so.

C: How many? A thousand?

BD: No.

C: Eighty?

BD: No sir.

C: What? Fifty?

BD: Less.

C: Forty? Com'n, how many?

BD: Two.

C: WHAT! Gimme those!

And the two Jedi leap into the base, deftly smashing the shit out of stuff with their lightsabers. Oh yeah, shit was smashed...deftly!