I just wrote this into a report, and am trying to convince myself to save it

With the exception of the metro area, the client can likely get a job selling sharks. There’s currently a large market for sharks in the suburbs. Specifically sharks that have already eaten people. I’m not sure how to explain this but . . . you have people—more people than you’d expect—in the suburbs who want to eat other people. They want to be cannibals. But they can’t just eat a person, so if they can eat a shark that’s eaten a person, that’s the best possible thing.