Real Native American drums made by real Native Koreans

Hot damn. Its hot. Damn. The Carnies came to town last nite, heralding the fact Cruizin Albia is upon the unlucky villagers of Albia. Crazy as fuck.

I write this post from the Perry Cahoot. It is most scary in this apartment without the manliness that once posessed this place.

I hate being in Albia mainly cuz I have to wait to use the Dialup internet and even then doing a blogpost takes a thousand hours. I will definately partake in your little Zombie jamboree that you have planned.

My cell is fucked up. How fucked up? you ask? It's fucked up more then Amish's grandma going back in time to kill her whore of a grandmother and end her bloodline only to be stopped by a sexy amish from an alternate universe, but hes a robot and has lazer nipple implants or some shit. Yeah. That fucked up. It works in Des Moines, but not in Albia. Crezzy.